I'm extremely picky about my bananas; I like them almost green, but not too sappy, and definitely not mushy. And these are just my specifications when I eat a banana a normal way. Luckily, all my requirements were met (and then some) when I peeled and ate a banana with my feet. I bought two bananas, in case I mangled the first one so badly I couldn't eat it. But I didn't mangle it at all, and though it took a while, I was totally able to do it on the first try! (Which is good, because getting a practice round, even by accident. might have defeated its Newness.) I did bite into the skin a couple of times, and the temptation to use my hands was great; I never touched the banana, but I did have to steady myself every now and again.
Enjoy! (or, skip forward to the last ten seconds, when I really get on a roll, then enjoy.)
Also, something really cool happened today. I'll be able to New-ify it on Friday!